I'm happily taken...thank you

It's an interesting thing when women who I am not attracted to in the slightest bit seem to take to me...entirely too much. There's this woman I work with on my overnight shift who is slightly obsessed with me. For example, my picture is the wallpaper of her cellphone, she has many, many pictures of me (of my ass...for whatever reason) on her phone, and she's come to call me "My Jon" as if I'm hers. It's...uncomfortable at best. I find it so funny because, not only does she know about Ashley, but she's met her...several times. It's no secret. I talk about Ashley all the time to her yet she just doesn't get it. It's uncomfortable and annoying as all hell.

Then there's the "crackhead" as we like to call her, who apparently has this huge thing for me. I've worked with her like 3 times at most, and she's going around asking people about me, telling them how much she "likes" me and wants to work with me, etc, etc. Again, never did I give this chick any sort of indication that I like her.

At this point in my life, I can say with 100% certainty that I am perfectly happy with my relationship status, and idk that that will change, yet these women seem to...flock to me, even when I give them no such reason to do so.

Which begs me to ask...

WHY!?!?!